Crassus
12:04 Sat Mar 21
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On the supply chain, rest assured, the UK is absolutely at the global peak of logistical delivery
Our domestic supply chain management is beyond compare
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riosleftsock
12:08 Sat Mar 21
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Hairy
Why did you change your user name? Remind us all.
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BRANDED
12:16 Sat Mar 21
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Loads of seasonal farming jobs. End of the day, these are some of the most important jobs in the country.
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gank
12:18 Sat Mar 21
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Hold up, Nurse you 'met' this lorry driver outside a local shop and got talking and the conversation was all about stock levels and supply chain logistics?
Fucking hell woman, you're going to be barren soon!
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Nurse Ratched
12:21 Sat Mar 21
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Arf! He's not a lorry driver. He's some sort of a big deal. And it was a professional meeting, not social.
And no, I'm not a prostitute. I'd never make my rent.
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gank
12:26 Sat Mar 21
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He's a big deal in lorry driving? Those guys are going to be very rich this time next year, you should be talking dirty to snare him, not discussing warehouse stock levels.
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Nurse Ratched
12:29 Sat Mar 21
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Totally clueless, aren't I? You'll never encounter anybody more inept at this stuff than I am.
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IsaacHock
12:45 Sat Mar 21
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Maybe this thread could serve as more than a job hunting thread - it could be a panacea for all life's challenges.
Nurse, next time you see Trucker Joe outside of the chippy, tell him you would be interested in seeing him reverse his semi articulated into a tight slot and then unloading his liquid cargo. Jobs a good 'un.
*If confusion results, explain that the slot is your minge, and that he connect the dots for the rest.
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Nurse Ratched
12:48 Sat Mar 21
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No need to be coarse, young man!
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zebthecat
12:55 Sat Mar 21
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Nurse Ratched 10:57 Fri Mar 20
Yep, that's it.
It pisses me off as I could do with painkillers for a broken collar bone and past five o clock the supermarkets are done. The lovely man in my local corner shop keeps some back for me which is cool.
The weirdest one was yesterday where Waitrose had hardly any gin and no tonic.
That's West Sussex vultures for you.
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Nurse Ratched
12:59 Sat Mar 21
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I would love to see these people photographed and publicly shamed.
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Mr. Burns
1:21 Sat Mar 21
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Is it Eddie Stobart? Will I see a lorry with ”Nurse Ratched” emblazoned across the front of it soon?
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gph
1:31 Sat Mar 21
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I'm trying to develop extra-strong garlic to aid self-isolation.
Other lines are BO soap, which keeps you perfectly clean and fucks up COVID-19 like any other soap, but leaves you smelling as unwashed as Steve Jobs, and corpse-odour toothpaste.
Anyone want to crowd-fund me?
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J.Riddle
1:34 Sat Mar 21
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I find it hard to believe that any rubbernecker in the company of Nurse would have trouble unloading his wagon.
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joyo
1:44 Sat Mar 21
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Isaacneedcock 12.45
What the fuck do you know about life's challenges you pathetic Internet keyboard warrior?
Send me another whomail for a straighter you sad cunt
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joe royal
2:12 Sat Mar 21
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All you bulk buying idiots just need to stop.
No matter how big the local Tesco/Asda/Waitrose etc is they only have one loading dock so the absolute maximum of trucks that they can deal with in 24 hours is 18.
Back to the original post.
A poster here asked for my e mail so an agency could get in touch.
WHO works.
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Mirkwood
6:48 Sat Mar 21
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Serious question.
Does anyone know if I will be able to take Eurotunnel and drive through France to Holland on Sunday?
I've got some work over there if I can get to the place.
Tunnel still open. Got the forms to say I'm travelling to work but its all a bit vague.
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Alfie
7:41 Sat Mar 21
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Mirkeood - serious question - why the fuck would you want to do that? You will end up with Covid19.7 of the face and testicles. If you go into mad france and diseased spain you have got to be sone kind of coronary virus lumatic. You will get the contagion in your eyeballs. Italy is like a leprosy colony on massive scale where even the wasps have got thecornery virus. Every bastards nan is razzrezzed with the tom o connor virals right up thrm.
Go if you must sir but you will cop a right dose of the chinese dirty pox.
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Hammer and Pickle
7:42 Sat Mar 21
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Borders are closed to private travel. Commercial is a different matter.
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Hammer and Pickle
7:43 Sat Mar 21
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Alight Alfie mate?
You're amazing - has anyone ever told you that?
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alfs barnet
8:00 Sat Mar 21
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This thread was not the best idea was it?
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